Friday, January 11, 2013

Condescending Blog #2


Trail of Cheetos Leads to Store Robber

What has our society come to? I’ll tell you, it’s come down to this little poem right here. I wrote this yesterday (and I’m sorry for being late to blog, I was lazy yesterday and didn't do anything productive really). 

Sex, drugs, rock n’ roll.
Dubstep, emo’s, darkened souls.
Mosh pits, Parties, seeds of crime.
Viruses, diseases, guts and grime.
Horror films, chick flicks, and porno DVD’s.
Drum solos, screamo, and guitar strings.
Cutting, shootings, and suicide.
He, she, we all die.
Twitter, Tumblr, and Facebook.
Goresite, modeling, and governmental crooks.
Disowned, ashamed, and banned.
Bisexuals, gays, and lesbians.
Murder plots, terrorists, and horrible schemes.
He, she, you and me.
This world is fucking beautiful, and we’re all a little corrupted.


Do you not agree though? I mean, look at the way people dress now, look all around you and look quite close.  Look at the way you see them, they’re message they send and the message we perceive from it.  Oh, ok. So you’re easy and you look a bit slutish? Alright, but that’s not what we want to see or know. We want your personality and your humor, your brightness and your brains. We want to know how you feel instead of how you’re trying to please everyone who has no common morals for themselves or self-respect. Have you seen a picture of 6th graders lately? Here’s another link to consider:

Very true and very sickening. I mean seriously, what has this world come to? I am horrified to even know this kind of behavior exists within the young pure forms of a human being, already corrupted by the world we live in. Not to forget the music we all listen to. Where has the good gone? Have we forgotten how good it used to be? Take Of Mice and Men, where has that style gone?  I mean, come on. People would rather listen to this 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnDNyIOMZWQ&list=PL7E273AA4B11BBBA5&index=7 

instead of something like this 

http://www.youtube.com/watchv=GFQYaoiIFh8&list=PLVQryXdZO3_3IwfQ7mFFvQAXBfg8YKZ49&shuffle=703

What are the values in this? And what is Art? Music? Not unless it has a meaning. Beauty? Not unless it comes at a price. Drawing? Not unless it has a voice. My friend Kristie, look her up on Facebook at Kristie Binder, drew this wonderful picture, something I haven't ever seen. Go look at it and tell me that this isn't Art. But where do you see it? Certainly not in Museums or Books. It simply is marvelous. This is life. Right here, right now. Not 5 years into the future or 290 years into the past. What's with technology no a days too? Smart Phones and I Phone 10's? (Just made that last one up, not sure if it exists yet). I understand an Ipod to listen to music, I can't live without one myself, but they all have the same concepts. Are all these changes really necessary for us to live with? Do they actually help us? Oh, it's 3% faster downloading. Cool, doesn't seem like it. And fridges being able to play music? Bigger screened T.V's with a higher rez ? And everyone wonders where our economic money is going, well here ya' go. Surely not to the President for the War. That's another thing too; why continue to refer to the past trying to fix the present and better the future? I get you're trying to not make the same mistakes from the past but in order to do so you also have to look into the future sometimes instead of always the past. It's a new year, new changes should come. They're promises being made but never being fulfilled. The world isn't fucked-up, it's the way it's being formed upon. The Government isn't fucked-up, it's the ideas being presented and acted upon. People aren't fucked-up, it's the way they live they're lives according to stereo-typed bullshit. In order to better others, we have to start with ourselves. In order to better society, we have to start with others. In order to better the way people live, you have to start with society. Change one and change all. Think for a minute and stop and look at yourself, the ones around you and the ones unavailable. Society has changed for the worst and times will NOT get better unless we do. You want change? Start with yourself. You want change? Start small. "Do not wait until conditions are perfect to begin. Beginnings make conditions perfect" --Alan Cohen. But people don't stop and think about things like that. you want a better future filled with originality, good music, real people and personality's and a better way to strut who you are? Begin with how you want to make the change instead of who to make the change about or for. My friend Travis has inspired me most greatly for this blog, well him and everyday stupidity. He always is talking about things like "Where is the originality now?" and "How women and men present themselves now" and "How everyone he meets is a mirrored image of the next". It's always the same thing being said but nothing being done. I have a question for you : YOU want these changes, but really, are you doing anything to put effort into making them? Be honest with yourself. No, not really. I can't talk much, but I sure try to make an effort to practice what I preach. 

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Condescending Blog #1

Hello! And welcome to my blog! I go by Condescending Vlogger, if you don't know what that means, tough luck - look it up (:  Any who, for those of you who don't already know me, you should get to! Yeah, no. But seriously, hello to all reading this (=  All are welcome here and the more repulsive you are the better it is, as long as your not a pedophile, creeper, plain ignorant, have no common sense, or just is plain retarded. <---- no offense, people with wits should know what I men by this. 
So, for my first blog I will post just stupid and idiotic things:
  • the invention of snuggies. It's a robe backwards, nothing more and nothing less, covers the same area but the other way around, no real difference; one side of you will still be exposed.
  • the question: Are you sure you sure you want to delete this file? Obviously if I didn't want to, I would have NEVER selected it in the first place! And if later I decide I want it back, I'll just move it back to inbox or restore the damn thing.
  • words that appear when you have a typo that come nothing close to what your trying to spell. I spell condenscening and I know I spelled it wrong, so I right click and get shit like coconuts or car wash or even complain..um, really? WOW, because that word looks so much like those! :D
  • gossip. Don't even have to elaborate.
  • chick fights. Damn, throw a punch, don't pull the hair! >_<
  • relationship drama. But who doesn't? Loll.
  • control freaks in relationships. Really, you have a life too. I will let you live it. Talking to my male friend about football on the phone will not kill you nor blow off anybody's dog's head. Trust me.
  • itchy but cracks. You ever have to sit behind someone with that? Exactly.
  • but cracks in general. Yes, we all have one, but it doesn't mean we have to show it. If I feel the slightest air breeze against my lower back I start to freak, why can't anybody else feel that? I mean, I can tell when my shirt starts to go up or my pants start to go down, can't you?
  • burning eyes. Just got this because I realized I hadn't been blinking..damn thoughts xD
  • when people know exactly what your thinking. Mom: Did you even check on the laundry while I was out? Me: Yes, I just did, then went back to homework. I was about to check it again actually because I'm I'n done. Mom: No you didn't, because it's done and has been done.
RIGHT, WHILE YOU WERE AT THE STORE I FORGOT. YOU CAN READ MY MIND AND CHECK ON THE LAUNDRY. NICE TO KNOW MOM! :D

  • erm..when your talking to a friend and someone else interjects saying they know what's up just to talk with you.                       ;)  "Hey, remember when he brought a gun to that football fight last night?!"  "Dude, yeah! I was so scared!"  "Right! Because it never even happened, someone just got punched and it was broken up immediately".  v_vt   *true story about the whole gun lie and stuff*

So, I guess that's it for right about now..until then..goodbye!