Condescending Blog #1

Hello! And welcome to my blog! I go by Condescending Vlogger, if you don't know what that means, tough luck - look it up (:  Any who, for those of you who don't already know me, you should get to! Yeah, no. But seriously, hello to all reading this (=  All are welcome here and the more repulsive you are the better it is, as long as your not a pedophile, creeper, plain ignorant, have no common sense, or just is plain retarded. <---- no offense, people with wits should know what I men by this. 

So, for my first blog I will post just stupid and idiotic things:

• the invention of snuggies. It's a robe backwards, nothing more and nothing less, covers the same area but the other way around, no real difference; one side of you will still be exposed.
• the question: Are you sure you sure you want to delete this file? Obviously if I didn't want to, I would have NEVER selected it in the first place! And if later I decide I want it back, I'll just move it back to inbox or restore the damn thing.
• words that appear when you have a typo that come nothing close to what your trying to spell. I spell condenscening and I know I spelled it wrong, so I right click and get shit like coconuts or car wash or even complain..um, really? WOW, because that word looks so much like those! :D
• gossip. Don't even have to elaborate.
• chick fights. Damn, throw a punch, don't pull the hair! >_<
• relationship drama. But who doesn't? Loll.
• control freaks in relationships. Really, you have a life too. I will let you live it. Talking to my male friend about football on the phone will not kill you nor blow off anybody's dog's head. Trust me.
• itchy but cracks. You ever have to sit behind someone with that? Exactly.
• but cracks in general. Yes, we all have one, but it doesn't mean we have to show it. If I feel the slightest air breeze against my lower back I start to freak, why can't anybody else feel that? I mean, I can tell when my shirt starts to go up or my pants start to go down, can't you?
• burning eyes. Just got this because I realized I hadn't been blinking..damn thoughts xD
• when people know exactly what your thinking. Mom: Did you even check on the laundry while I was out? Me: Yes, I just did, then went back to homework. I was about to check it again actually because I'm I'n done. Mom: No you didn't, because it's done and has been done.

RIGHT, WHILE YOU WERE AT THE STORE I FORGOT. YOU CAN READ MY MIND AND CHECK ON THE LAUNDRY. NICE TO KNOW MOM! :D

• erm..when your talking to a friend and someone else interjects saying they know what's up just to talk with you.                       ;)  "Hey, remember when he brought a gun to that football fight last night?!"  "Dude, yeah! I was so scared!"  "Right! Because it never even happened, someone just got punched and it was broken up immediately".  v_vt   *true story about the whole gun lie and stuff*

So, I guess that's it for right about now..until then..goodbye!